AFTER OVERHEARING A CONFIDENTIAL CONVERSATION

I’d planned an exclusive and sentimental dinner

with a few local edgelords after spotting them

dumping salt into the sea, and you’d agreed

to close your eyes. Now we reap what we’ve sown.

A cheese course colloquy that will. Not. End.

What do tadpoles and caterpillars have in common?

No, besides that. Correctamundo: A noble silence.

And so henceforth the burnt earth shall map

our half-felt convictions, and the tarry skid

shall veer over the embankment exactly as

expected. We deny what we denied. My opinion

of the current administration is useless

as a cloud, but here it is anyway, in triplicate.

Luckily few see much daylight between pathos

and whatever its opposite is. If you happen

to catch that window open, go ahead and check

whether there’s a bird out there, and then

hit me back, OK? I’ll just be itching my hickeys

and jamming to yacht rock all weekend.

Avoid your fate? Sister, you’re soaking in it.

As for memories, though my feeling for them grows

shaggier and sweeter as the present presses

its case onstage, I won’t deny an average day

of donuts, excess leverage, a jar full of fireflies

and things of that nature would suit me fine

in lieu of all but the crème de la crème.

Ceteris Paribus

With little hope of sleep, but no talent

for vigilance, I slid ever closer

to the edge of what our elders were pleased

to call “candy mind,” where assumptions

flatten out into a kind of perfect

generosity. Night stuck blue stickers

on the schoolhouse door. Servants

taught most of the lessons, candlelight

and needlecraft chief among them.

My delayed acceptance of peace wasn’t

very inspired—you could hear that

in my voice I think, in the village song I sang

for the elders and their angels. I’ve got

a lot of ground to cover. The anger

either makes itself scarce or rears up right

here in front of everybody. So long

as the ancient bridge still stretches across

the bay, permitting commerce east to west

on even numbered days and west to east

on odd—and there’s no reason to believe

that will change—then all our dire schemes, all

the pros and cons we’ve batted back and forth

in sultry basements can’t amount to anything

more authentic than a cheap mystery

splayed in the sun on a diplomat’s chaise.

I can’t, or won’t, recall my Habermas.

My legs gave way—“Fear the man who fears not

to kneel”—and I glowed there on stage

until the curtain fell. I sure have seen

a lot of faces. Mail from sailors still gets through

but that’s not the only factor, I know.

The redeveloped areas have brought in ringers

so attentive, so skilled in denial

of service, our monopolies seem certain

to wither in wet circles. The children

haven’t understood evenings since May

and the elders pine for less. I myself misplaced

an entire icicle in the sunrise.

The accident did in fact have significance

in that we had both eyes and bread.

Could you spit it out? To settle for a warmth

wedged among the pines after all our princelings

weigh in— Well, we don’t see eye to eye.

There are limits. Whether that’s a comfort

or cause for an epic shit fit in the taxi

is I guess TBD. We learned internet dances

and my sister fell apart. Seemed reasonable.

Despite the boom in county revenues

water stayed wet and my heart had a door.

Why, when the do-nothings refuse even

to acknowledge air above islands, why

would you head west without your kith and kin?

Phony Assignment

Joel Brouwer is a poet, critic, and the author of four books of poems: Exactly What Happened, Centuries, And So, and Off Message. He lives in Tuscaloosa and teaches at the University of Alabama. Find his collection of random film stills at https://www.instagram.com/joeldutchb/.